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The melancholy death of oysterboy and other storie

Journal Entry: Tue Jan 1, 2008, 12:21 AM
  • Mood: Love
  • Listening to: Don't wanna know if you are lonely-Husker Du
  • Reading: The melancholy death of oysterboy-Tim Burton
Tim Burton books. Yum. *totally got it for christmas*


Happeh new year mah homeslices! :o

It's been a long week, no internet either.

A lot of stuff's happened irl. >>; Some not too good.

Anyway, I hope everyone's had a good christmas!!

Whatchu get? xD




Don't wanna know if you are lonely- Husker Du

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Date Rape-Sublime

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So My sister

Journal Entry: Sun Dec 16, 2007, 8:32 AM
  • Mood: Mortified
  • Listening to: Centerfold-J Geils Band
  • Reading: Pendragon-book 9-The pilgrims of Rayne
Anyway, My sister and her fiance are getting married in June unless something changes. :o

I wanna be best man. xD Sorry, I don't want to wear the frilly thing.













Centerfold-J Geils Band

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I am so bored

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 30, 2007, 7:10 AM
  • Mood: Mortified
  • Listening to: It's computer class, you dolt. I have no mus
  • Reading: Pendragon-book 9-The pilgrims of Rayne
Computer class, I'm not supposed to be on. xD

By the way, I'm really sorry about my font, I'll fix it soon. D:




Random dead baby Jokes:
What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken
What is more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
Ripping it off again.
What is red and has more brains than the baby you just shot?
The wall behind it.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is more fun than swinging babies around on a clothesline?
Stopping them with a shovel.
What is more fun than shoveling dead babies off your porch?
Doing it with a snow blower.

*after uploading these jokes, I am prepared to be flamed, shot, and/or maimed in some way.


A gift for everyone.

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Testing surks.

Journal Entry: Tue Nov 27, 2007, 5:28 AM
  • Mood: Mortified
  • Listening to: 80's music
  • Reading: Pendragon-book 9-The pilgrims of Rayne
Oh nooo noo noo. EOI time. (End of instruction tests) Oh joy.

We have to go to a tech school to take them starting tomorrow, but, I don't even know where to go because my computer teach hasn't told me.

Lol, I'll figure it out. I just don't like taking tests. xD (I fall asleep during them, D: )

Roxette-The Look
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The Fixx-One thing leads to another
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ζωή=αυτοκ&

Journal Entry: Sat Nov 24, 2007, 5:59 PM
  • Mood: Mortified
  • Listening to: Knocking on heaven's Door-Guns n roses
  • Reading: Pendragon-book 9-The pilgrims of Rayne
You know what? I hate those movies where everything ends alright...Because life's not like that.


Life is in fact, a bunch of shit.

Life is in fact, is sui caeder.

And quite frankly, I hate the world, and I hate myself, and actually, everyone else hates me too.

Lovely.

Seems to me I'm running short on everything today.

Lucky me.
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Knocking on heaven's door-Guns 'n Roses
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Mama, take this badge off of me
I can't use it anymore.
It's gettin' dark, too dark for me to see
I feel like I'm knockin' on heaven's door.

Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door

Mama, put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore.
That long black cloud is comin' down
I feel like I'm knockin' on heaven's door.

Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door

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