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I am so bored

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 30, 2007, 7:10 AM
  • Mood: Mortified
  • Listening to: It's computer class, you dolt. I have no mus
  • Reading: Pendragon-book 9-The pilgrims of Rayne
Computer class, I'm not supposed to be on. xD

By the way, I'm really sorry about my font, I'll fix it soon. D:




Random dead baby Jokes:
What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken
What is more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
Ripping it off again.
What is red and has more brains than the baby you just shot?
The wall behind it.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is more fun than swinging babies around on a clothesline?
Stopping them with a shovel.
What is more fun than shoveling dead babies off your porch?
Doing it with a snow blower.

*after uploading these jokes, I am prepared to be flamed, shot, and/or maimed in some way.


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:iconlordwarhammer:
~lordwarhammer Nov 30, 2007, 7:45:57 AM
that was horrible.
stick to the funny jokes, like the racist jokes.

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:iconrandomman:
~randomman Nov 30, 2007, 12:03:18 PM
I fail to see the humor in dead baby and/or racist jokes. :no:

Sorry, we just don't share that one

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:iconcuti3kels:
~cuti3kels Nov 30, 2007, 1:27:13 PM
lmao those are funny. i dont see how people think that theyre not.

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Mood: Lmao ~addicted-nightmare Nov 30, 2007, 3:26:03 PM

Bahaa!!
The people say those are cruel, sick or w/e, OBVIOUSLY have no sence of humor!

:XD:

I, myself enjoyed them. :)


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=Incandescent-hybrid Nov 30, 2007, 4:42:41 PM
Huh? I never told a racist joke?

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:iconrandomman:
~randomman Nov 30, 2007, 5:37:13 PM
That one was partially in response to the above comment as well. Don't start. They're not funny. And neither are dead babies.

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=Incandescent-hybrid Nov 30, 2007, 5:47:13 PM
I wan't planning on it. I don't like racist jokes. Though I do like dead baby jokes.

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~randomman Nov 30, 2007, 5:51:25 PM
Its not funny. Its just wrong :no:

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=Incandescent-hybrid Nov 30, 2007, 5:57:29 PM
:shrug: Do you at least like my rooster? [link]

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